[Chorus: Niall Dunne & Jesse Edbrooke]
Sorry, my Chinese is not good
I'm so sorry
I don't know what you're saying
Sorry, my Chinese is not good
I'm so sorry
I just want to be your friend
[Verse 1: Niall Dunne, Jesse Edbrooke & Both]
Hello, how are you?
Your English sounds very good
Are you American?
I'm definitely not American
I'm an English gentleman
If you listen carefully you'll understand me
[Chorus: Niall Dunne & Jesse Edbrooke]
Sorry, my Chinese is not good
I'm so sorry
I don't know what you're saying
Sorry, my Chinese is not good
I'm so sorry
I just want to be your friend
[Verse 2: Niall Dunne, Jesse Edbrooke & Both]
Welcome! Come inside, take a seat
What do you want to eat, sir?
I want to sleep
You're really tired, aren't you?
I'm not tired, I'm very hungry
I want to eat dumplings. Please make them quickly!
[Chorus: Niall Dunne & Jesse Edbrooke]
Sorry, my Chinese is not good
I'm so sorry
I don't know what you're saying
Sorry, my Chinese is not good
I'm so sorry
I just want to be your friend
[Instrumental Break]
(Oh, welcome!)
(Yeah, welcome to the Polar Bear's jazz club)
(Thank you, thank you)
(Yeah, my man Josh playing drums right now)
(Yeah, keep it up, woo!)
(Okay, Jesse, are you ready?)
(Here we go, woo!)
(Oh, yeah, play them duìbùqǐ blues!)
(I like that)
(Oh, you're killin' me, man, you're killin' me!)
(Yeah, oh! I'm so sorry, oh!)
[Bridge: Niall Dunne & Jesse Edbrooke]
No problem, my Chinese improved
No problem, no problem
I still want to be your friend
No problem, my Chinese improved
No problem, no problem
I still want to be your friend
No problem, my Chinese improved (A little bit)
No problem, no problem
I still want to be your friend
No problem, my Chinese improved
No problem, no problem
I still want to be your friend