Oh, some say that vanity is
A man-eating manatee
In the pond just below one's reflection
A murmuring mermaid
A siren whose serenade
Avenges such selfish affection
Tell Narcissus who drowned in his pool
That's what mirrors were made for you fool
Oh my self-centered love has been healthy and true
Now I feel that I'm losing myself to you
I'm so jealous of you at night when I go out
When I come home late there isn't any doubt
That I've been out with you- I reek of your perfume
I don't talk to myself I just go up to my room
My hеart once beat as two--what happenеd to that spark
When I went out together and petted in the park?
I was my whole world and now there's someone new
Now it's me, myself, and you
I love you my dear, to leave you I am loath
But could there be room in my heart for us both?
I know you must see me in the window in the night
Watching while you and I hold each other tight
I miss my touch, I miss my little laugh
Since you came between me to tempt my better half
And now I'm caught up in this strange menage à two
With me, myself, and you
With me, myself, and you