Grease the pan, it's Smorgasbord Sam
Grease the pan, it's Smorgasbord Sam
He waddles in at eight o'clock
For melted cheeses by the crock
Ducks and geeses by the flock
Plus he loves to shove in his pie-hole
Whale ribs and a forty-pound ham
He swallows all that his grabbers can cram
Everyone must wait their turn
And listen to his stomach churn
No one eats before Smorgasbord Sam
Grease the pan, it's Smorgasbord Sam
Grease the pan, it's Smorgasbord Sam
He waddles in at eight o'clock
For melted cheeses by the crock
Ducks and geeses by the flock
Plus he loves to shove in his pie-hole
Whale ribs and a forty-pound ham
He swallows all that his grabbers can cram
Everyone must wait their turn
And listen to his stomach churn
No one eats before Smorgasbord
No one eats before Smorgasbord
No one eats before Smorgasbord Sam