Excuse me if I don't reveal my name
My mangy eye's been licked by Satan's flame
I bear the crime of felony on my face
I'm headed where I won't feel out of place
Take me down to Delmarva
I miss my scrapple and shack
Like a shivering larva
My cocoon's calling me back
Every oystering starver
Smiles the whole day through
Even the Chesapeake Harbor
Doesn't seem to be blue
If you're a jailhouse barbеr
Or offer rifle repair
Don't you look any farthеr
There's plenty of jobs to spare
Where they're too lazy to bother
To wear a sock or a shoe
Take me down to Delmarva
Where people know how to do
I said, where people know how to do
You'll pass right through New Jersey if you're lucky
Then you'll take a left at Pennsyltucky
Pass her up in West "By God" Virginia
And into the Peninsula
If you're a jailhouse barber
Or offer rifle repair
Don't you look any farther
There's plenty of jobs to spare
Where they're too lazy to bother
To wear a sock or a shoe
Take me down to Delmarva
Where people know how to do
I said, where people know how to do