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Al Duvall - The Gals In The Chorus Lyrics

Well, hello everybody, and how ya doin' tonight? And how's your great grandmother? Ha! Not so good? Well, even she's going to enjoy tonight's show--lemme tell you about our lovely gals!

Oh, they call her Confetti, she floats through the air
And she's thrown up at parties when out on a tear
So just grab a handful--there's plenty to spare
She's one of the gals in the chorus

Soapy ran elevators in a skyscraper shop
She'd work night and day 'til her eyelids would drop
That desperate young thing slept her way to the top
Now she's one of the gals in the chorus

Oh, the commits are strictly from hunger
And the acrobats aren't getting younger
But the gals pull guys' eyes from their sockets
And their hearts drop right into their pockets

You sure gotta hand it to Venus de Milo
So flimsy a dress, so disarming a smile, o
She puts on her heels when she's playing the xylo-
Phone, one of the gals in the chorus

And there's our little Nellie, the belle of the belly
A Rubenesque dish we picked up in a deli
She gets in her dress with petroleum jelly
She's one of the gals in the chorus
The magician came down with the dropsy
Then he turned himself in to the cops--see
Our show would be all intermission
If it weren't for the gals' exhibition

Then there's Trixie, she flirted all over the map
She'd dance for a guy, then she'd jump in is lap
She wanted applause, but she just got the clap
She is one of the gals in the chorus

And so, through Pitsea, Columbus, Des Moines, Santa Fe
The gals tried to scram but we begged them to stay
In the towns, in the rhubarbs, wherever we play
If the crowds and the critics adore us
It's because of who goes on before us
Our talented, beautiful chorus

Come on out, gals!
I don't know what's taking them, they'll be out here any minute, I promise!