The swinging piñata, the penny at an arcade
The mattress at an orgy, the pavement at a slow parade
They may find it hard to please
But they should walk a mile on my knees
Oh, desirable Melba
You turned my magma into lava
Oh, desirable Melba
Then you broke my vena cava
You inflict your pleasure on me still
Like a dentist, you sure knew the drill
Oh, desirable Melba
You walked right by my empty diner
Oh, desirable Melba
Where my my broth awaits in China
You led me through the streets of my mirage
To wind up shackled in some dark garage
From the hedgemaze to the briar
From Waterloo to Elba
I will still admire desirable Melba
From avalanche to pyre
From Waterloo to Elba
Able ere I saw desirable Melba
Able ere I saw desirable Melba