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Genius Romanizations - Wolfcryman 25 Saal Ka Setup Aur Ek Reliable Punchline Ft Circle Tone Romanized Lyrics

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Sab se pehle akhir kya tha? Main bataata hoon
Sab se pehle God the aur unke saath ek sharaabi bhi tha
God apne creation mein mast rehte aur sharaabi apne recreation mein
Jab-jab sharaabi ki daaru khatm ho jaati, wo God se kehta, "Ayy God, mera bottle khatam ho gayela hai"
Aur God kehte, "Abe yaar, ye le tu, khush rah, kaam karne de"
Aur sharaabi ki bottle apne-aap phir se bhar jaati
Dheere-dheere sharaabi ki peene ki speed badhne lagi aur wo God se drinks pe drinks banwane laga
Phir ek baar sharaabi ke liyе din ka chauutheeswa drink banate huye, God ko saste thеke ke bartender wali feel aayi
Aur tab God ne socha, "Aise nahi chalega, is bevdre ka kuch karna hi padega, maybe sudharne ka kuch motivation diya jaaye"
Tab God ne ek jaadui bottle banaai aur bagal mein ek behad komal, sundar aur meethi khushboo wale laal rang ke phoolon ka ek adbhut paudha lagaya, aur sharaabi ko wo bottle de di
Phir God ne sharaabi se kaha, "Jab bhi teri ye bottle khaali hogi, is paudhe se ek phool jhad ke sookh jaayega aur teri ye bottle apne aap bhar jaayegi. Magar ye paudha mast flourish kare, ye assure karne ke liye tujhe ise roz ek bottle paani chadhana hoga"
"Ye to mast hai God, ispe daaru hi chadha doon kya? Ye bhi mast bhand ho jaayega"
"Kadapi nahi, bitch, anarth ho jaayega"
"Alright, alright"
Phir sharaabi ne shuruaat ki apni best life ki: constant nashe ke hazy blur mein jeene laga
Toon hone ki uski chull itni zyada thi ki use do second bhi rukna manzoor nahi tha, use zindagi-bhar, lagaatar peena tha
Lagaatar peene ki is chull ke chakkar mein use dimaag daudaya aur use ek jordar idea aaya
Uthaai apni bottle aur paudhe ke bagal mein hi shift ho gaya, ab to bas rukna tha hi nahi
Roz kisi tarah toon haalat mein wo paudhe ko ek bottle paani chadhata, phir peene ki nayi haden paar karta
Uski zindagi ab har roz bas isi sawaal ka jawaab dene mein nikalti ki "Aaj main kitni bottlein chadha sakta hoon?"
Aur use khoob chadhai, lagaatar chadhai, aur har bottle ko aakhirii boond tak piya, that is, until the day he didn't
Haan, ek raat kuch alag hua, shayad sharaabi laparwaah ho gaya tha, ya shayad ab use sharaab ki kadar nahi thi, ya shayad wo bas thaka hua tha
Jo bhi tha, us raat, uski chull usse aage nikal gayi aur wo haath mein aadhi-bhari bottle ke saath pass-out ho gaya, paudhe ke bagal mein
And soon enough, anarth ho gaya
Passed-out sharaabi ke haath se wo aadhi-bhari sharaab ki bottle dhul gayi aur paudhe ki jadon tak sharaab pahunch gayi
Aur phir achanak, paudhe par badi tezi se zehreela neele phool ugane lage, zameen kamp-kampane lagi aur har jagah yahi zehreela phoolon wale paudhe badi tezi se ugane lage
Inhi paudhon mein se ek God ki gaand ke theek neeche ugane laga, phir God ko gaand ke neeche halki khujli hui
Aur "Behen ke laude!" unki awaaz se poora brahmaand goon utha
Tab God ne bhayankar gusse mein sharaabi ko apne paas bulaakar, uska dil, uske seene se alag kar diya, aur bole, "Bahut chull hai na tujhme? Aaj se tera dil, tere seene se alag karta hoon aur tujhe shraap deta hoon ki agar tujhe wo dikha bhi to apni hi chull ke karan tu apna dil phenk ke maarega"