Problem (Skit) Song Lyrics
Problem (Skit) by Cassia Eller [Bell rings, door opens]...
[Arab man singing ???]
[Cassidy]
Aye yo my man,
my man
[Arab man]
1 second, 1 second,
dis is my part, my part it is
1 sec ( continues to sing)
[Cassidy]
yo come on man,
im runnin'late man,
[Arab man]
why you bein' disrespectful,
you come in my store,
you don't ring my bell,
([cassidy :] dog,dog,dog)
you don't wipe your feet on they carpet,
what the fuck,
mine,see my rug, rub
[Cassidy]
fall back, fall back
i need a chicken cheesesteak
[Arab man]
i don't have a chicken n' cheese ([Cassidy :] dog)
number 1 through 5,
want the combo,
what do you want,
da special or combo?
[ Cassidy]
i don't know what number it is man,
chicken cheesesteak.([ Arab man :] i have 1,2,3)
chicken cheesesteak man !,
salt,pepper,ketchup,mayonaise
n' fried onions.
([Arab man :] i don't have mm-eggs and da)
throw some cheesefries in there too man
[ Arab man screaming indistingly in gibberish]
1 second. (continues singing)
[Cassidy]
HURRY UP !!
[ Arab:] i'm done as quick as this.
[Cassidy :] Tha fuck i this ?!?
[ Arab :] that's my special philly cheesesteak for the philly man
[ Cassidy :] dog this ain't no philly cheesesteak,
you aint even from philly man.
[Arab :] WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU FROM , im from here!!
[ Cassidy :] nigga im from philly nigga, where the fuck are you from?!?
[Arab :] AYE-YE-YE-YE-YE
[ Cassidy:] LimeKill pike nigga
[Arab :] nigga i got pipes too , da fuck
[Cassidy :] fuck is this shit ?!?
[Arab :] i'm from philly, so if you don't like it then go home ,
that's where my steaks is from .
[ Cassidy :] what the fuck is wrong with you man ?!
[ Arab :] next time jus take it easy,
n' order da combo.
[ Cassidy :] nigga fuck you and ya combo !!
[ Door slams]