[Verse 1]
Now, I ain’t one to
Do a backflip off the Burj Khalifa
Now, I ain’t one to
Go skinny dip in the Ijen Kawah
Now, I ain’t one to
Chow down on a tetraodontidae
Now, I ain’t one to
Slit a cow’s throat in the heart of Bombay
But you seem the type
Juggle ten grenades
In the everglades
With some muskrats taped
Onto your legs, in the face
Of starving gators
Agent Orange laid
Atop the shade, while brigade
Of pyros spray a blaze
Flames licking your face
[Bridge]
Now that sounds like a terrible time to me. But if, if that's what you want to do, that's what you want to do. Me on the other hand? Well...
[Chorus]
I ain’t one (x whatever)
[Verse 2]
Take a deep breath
Through your nose
Hold it in
Out the mouth
Go again
Your brain needs blood
Blood needs air
Flies need food
Death needs flair
God needs a sick blooper reel
For the film of your life
So go shake those fillings loose!
Here comes the vomit