[Verse 1]
Fuck the gimmicks, just let me spit for 2 minutes
As soon as Chazer raps, he hooks you in it
I've got more horror stories than my music, prick
Psychotic rage, I ooze this shit you useless dick
I think a chainsaw is too rhythmic when I kill a food critic
I use this dick when I ruthie bitch
Hol' up, let me catch my breath
I want brain in the present, talk about rap my head
I be fucking on the ones that lie dead
I'm a criminal, it's cats I bread
"Your legs I'll spread" is what my rabbi said
But then I raped him until he said that I'm great
I eat you if you nice, wrap you up in blue lights
Tie you with a noose, bye, choke you with two dice
I'm in your basement with green glasses molesting three asses
Attack you with a pillow and drink lean lastly
Eat black hair off a fat bear, fuck a pussy that's square
I breath that rap air, fuck up a whack pair
And I ain't talking about twins who I'll be boundin'
Give your ass a poundin' on the top of a mountain
Drink blood out of a fountain and wear cow skin
Dump your body in a brown bin, fuck a dog that's howlin'
Starve my three year old daughter, she's now thin
Had to kill her though because her stomach was growlin'
[Interlude]
Yeah, Chazer Wazer ho
Yeah, ay
Bitch, I'm the shit like I'm trying to silence Pennywise
Ha, get it?
I'm the shit like I'm trying to silence Pennywise
As in, shh, it, shh as in shh'ing someone like trying to silence someone and It as in Pennywise
Ah, you get it
[Verse 2]
I'm the shit like I'm trying to silence Pennywise
I'm so flipping hated because I've killed many guys
And also because I'll put my dick in any pie
Break into a Pilot's cockpit and scream "lemme fly"
Then fly it into Liam's house because he's very white
But then nervously apologise because I'm semi-shy
I make aunt Bessie die, kill a mystical monster
This is lyrical slaughter, I fuck your spiritual daughter
And make her OD on biblical water
Spend a night with minimal whore's, uh
Because I can only fuck bitches called Laura
Bitches don't wanna fuck with me because I'm Big Chaz
Your dick is small and white like a tic-tak
Mines big and black like a kit kat
I'm the best with rap, I make your dick snap
I be causing a jihad with six lads who are sick dads
Choke you with a T-Shirt, this is a mean verse
Fuck you feet first bury you in a green hearse
My big bad body is covered up in three burns
Fill up my opps mouths with semen
I've seen more needles than a keen nurse
I just wanna know bitch, you k? like England
I'm more of a fuck up to the earth than Charlie Sheen's birth
Burn your hair until it's like when the night gets cold
Tear of my bitches face because I like it hoe
I'm a fucking psycho, but it like it though