[Intro]
I change the thongs two times a day (Okay)
It's Niagara Fall in this pussy all day (Yum, uh)
Pussy so good I’m on a trip to The Bay (Uh)
Soon as he put it in, that nigga callin' me bae
[Verse 1]
(I'm like, "Papi") what if dildos and pussy didn’t mean a thing
Would the thongs still survive without five golden dicks
Would you still wanna smack my ass like a drum
What would happen if God never let it cum?
What would happen if Clitmas carols told a lie?
[Verse 2]
What if angels did not pay attention to
All the thongs that we wished they would always change
What if hornieness came in a cardboard box
I make your pants unzip more than ziploc
What would happen if kitty cats went away
Tell me what would you fuck
[Chorus]
You'd see that today holds something special
Something horny, not superficial
So here's to thе birthday bitch who slurped my ass
It's something we all try to ignorе
And put a bootyhole up on your door
So here's something you should know that is for sure
Clitmas must be something whore
[Bridge]
We get so caught up in all of it
Papis and vaginas
Hundred mile an hour smacks
And it's this time of year
And everybody's horny
It seems the last thing on your mind
[Chorus]
Is that the day holds something special
Something horny, not superficial
So here's to Jesus Clit who slurped my ass
It’s something we all try to ignore
And put a bootyhole up on your door
But here’s something you should know that is for sure
Clitmas must be something
Clitmas must be something
Clitmas must be something whore
[Outro]
There's gotta be something whore
There’s gotta be something whore