[Intro]
Yo (Mhm, mhm, mhm)
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the freak show
(Come as you are) Come as you are
(Plane, boat or car)
Uh-huh (Yo)
Okay, yo
[Verse 1]
I'm a sick fuck
Hang around the homeless shelter and get my dick sucked (Dick sucked)
All the bitches love it when I lick butt
Walkin' through a Black Panther meetin' with my fist up
Shucks, get kicked out
Strip butt naked, breakdance with my dick out (Yah)
Me? I'm just tryna get my ass beat
And shoot up in the backseat of a taxi (Taxi)
Keep it classy, tell your bitch fax me
Daphne always put her finger in my ass cheeks (My ass cheeks)
That's me, keep it gangster
Walk and see some nature, smoke weed with a stranger
Give your life for a green piece of paper (Piece of paper)
Me and Josh beatin' off, readin' Fader
Speedos under polka dot tuxedos
Drivin' through Reno in a hot pink Camino (Woo)
I hit bingo, pickin' up fat bitches
Gettin' to fuckin', bust a nut in under half a minute
Oh shit, now she pissed off
Hop on Twitter, tell the world that my dick small (That my dick small)
I'm a hermit, ignorin' the doorbell
Rather watch horror films, then read George Orwell (Nineteen Eighty-Four's my book)
I got beef with mosquitos
It's murder on sight, they tryna fight, but I eat those
Ain't from the 'Burgh if you live in Mount Leba'
Said you're rockin' mics, we walk in with the teams though
I write my raps in Sanskrit
Go to Iraq and start handin' out pamphlets (Woo)
Jammin' out Hanson, expandin' out bandwidth
Manic depressive, look happy, then I vanish
[Pre-Chorus]
'Cause one good sandwich could change the world
(Said, one good sandwich could change the world)
[Chorus]
I told myself I'd never do cocaine, I told myself I'd never do cocaine
Yeah, yeah
I told myself I'd never do cocaine, I told myself I'd never do cocaine
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
[Verse 2]
In nothin' but underpants, runnin' through the motherland
Go on stage, perform Starships at Summer Jam (Hands up, everybody)
I just caught my bitch with another man
Put on Yeezus, cut off the dude's penis
Woah, nose full of cocaine
Bowl full of lo mein (Woah)
Rippin' off your gold chain (Gimmie that)
I don't give a fuck if you don't pay me (Pay me)
I'm sellin' drugs right outside of Old Navy (Navy)
And you don't wanna see me angry
Let me freebase, I'm Rick James in the '80s (And the '90s)
With my mom watchin' Mad Men
Then hangin' out, watchin' Django with my black friend
Pickin' up hookers with my dad, out lookin' for some ass, spend a night in the crack den (Horny)
Stupid high (Stupid high)
Groupies still give me hella booty off a scene in Scary Movie 5 (Movie 5)
A towel on, in the sauna drunk (Woah)
A bunch of old naked dudes, grandfather junk (Gross)
I'm rotten, a little bit obnoxious
Out in New York screamin', "Fuck Donald Trump" (Fuck Donald Trump)
Yeah, I'm an alcoholic, what? (What?)
Thirsty for the pussy, and I talk too much
Smokin' dubs with my homies, doin' posse cuts (Woah)
TreeJay sing the hooks if he high as fuck
I'm a cyberbully
Sendin' death threats to middle schoolers, start laughin' while they cryin' to me (What's good, lil' bitch?)
I'm just tryna eat Miley pussy
Goddammit, hands go up, do not panic
Knees and spine damage, me and my antics
Read the signs, you can't see? I'm gigantic (Ho, ho)
[Pre-Chorus]
One good sandwich could change the world
(One good sandwich could change the world)
[Chorus]
Alright
I told myself I'd never do cocaine, I told myself I'd never do cocaine
I told myself I'd never do cocaine, I told myself I'd never do cocaine