Cosmic Shame (Show) Song Lyrics
Cosmic Shame (Show) by Tenacious D ohaaaaaa ooooh
(aplause)
okay eh, the next band asked me to read this "stick around if you don't
mind some cream in your jeans"
here they are....TENACIOUS D!
(aplause)
so....hello.....if i were to say something to yawl tonight;
i'd say set the artist free, im talking about the artist inside here...set
free!
Im sayin':Quit your day job
yeah and i know alot of you people here are sayin' : i cant quit my
day job
i got kids to feed JJaack
QUIT UR DAY JOB!
Focus on your crafts before its all over, youve died, youve squandered
it....youre f**kin' robots!
Then after a couple of years, if youre focusing earnistly on your crafts
KG and i will swoop in, we will check on your progress.
And we will encourage you TO CONTINUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEE;
or we can say stop, then seriously you must stop...or penalties will be
created and inforced cos listen
this is the problem:
Sometimes you follow your heart
Sometimes your heart cuts a fart (poop sound)
Thats the cosmic shame
Thats the cosmic shahaaaaaaame
and i know what you are saying now:
"what makes you so f**kin' good?"
i don't f**kin know, and i dont like it!
ive stayed up going hahaha
why cant everybody f**kin' have it
cos this is the thing
some people learn it on the streets
some people learn it in their schools
Me and KG we were f**kin' born with it homes
lets check it out
(freestyle)
that sh*t came of the top of my f**kin head yawl
(freestyle)
ITS THE COSMIC SHAME!
thankyou