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[spoken]
[KG:] D'you think that um...Dude d'you think that when the album... When this is out, D'you think this'll make us umm.. more attractive to the ladies?
[JB:] pshh....yeah. In fact I been getting ready.
[KG:] Yeah?
[JB:] Yeah. I been doin' cock pushups.
[KG:] Cock pushups?
[JB:] Yeah
[KG:] What are those?
[JB:] It's where you fuckin' lay down flat, on the ground
[KG:] Yeah?
[JB:] And you let your boner lift you up off the ground.
[KG:] pshh...noooooo.....That would be impossible..Your cock could support your whole weight?
[JB:] Well not at first
[KG:] yeah
[JB:] but over time
[KG:] Hmm..well how many pushups can you do?
[JB:] Cock pushups?
[KG:] Yeah. I guess you could only do one...really...
[JB:] Yeah, one is all you need.