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Pat Mccurdy - Jesus Lyrics

He's dressed in white, He's always clean
He's my main man from the Nazarene
Jesus -- Jesus Christ
He's making a list and he's checking it twice

Don't let Jesus break your dishes
Heaping on those loaves and fishes
Jesus -- Jesus Christ
He's gonna find out who's naughty and nice

Jesus at a party has a real good time
Changes water into Boonesfarm wine
Jesus -- Jesus Christ
His favorite song is Foreigner's "Cold as Ice"

Jesus drinks until he's unconscious
Look out Jesus -- Here comes Pontius
Jesus -- Jesus Christ
He's the guy who played Crockett on Miami Vice

Noah begat Ham, Ham begat Shem
Who begat my friend from Bethlehem
Jesus -- Jesus Christ
When he wants to pick up chicks he puts on a little Old Spice

Joseph said to Mary,"Say what?"
That conception was immaculate
Jesus -- Jesus Christ
He's making a list and he's checking it twice