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Prank Phone Calls Lyrics[Prank Call 1: Serious Man & Prankster]
(Phone rings)
Mark *****
Hi, could I please speak to Steven Sassafras?
I think you have the wrong number
This isn't the doctor's office?
No, it's not.
I thought that he told me, to give me this number specifically, 'cause I had a bit of an accident with, uh, my keys. And, uh...
I'm terribly sorry, but he... this is not the number.
Do ya, do ya have a pair of pliers? 'Cause I - I really, like a serious pain, and I - I can't do it myself. He said... Is he playing a trick on me?
I'm not a doctor, sir! I - I would like... There's no way I can help you.
I went to the dentist and they told me this number to call
Well, somebody's pulling your leg.
No, my leg's okay, it's my teeth that hurt.
Uh-huh... (Hangs up)
(Outburst of group laughter)
[Prank Call 2: Employee & Prankster]
Thanks for calling [?] Central, this is ****, are we calling to schedule a service?
Umm, my dog is stuck in my dryer...
'Kay. Umm, sir, can I go ahead and have your area code and telephone number, please?
Umm, I don't know my phone number.
Do you - do you know the street address?
It's a green house. I'm very, very... very, very sick. My dog is stuck in the dryer.
Right.
He's in there and I can't get him out. And it's on. I would turn it off...
Okay...
But I'm just too old. And decrepit. And I don't wanna... move.
Uh, let me send this information over and set up an emergency service for you.
Okay.
Just a second.
(Two buttons pushed)

[Prank Call 3: Elderly Lady & Prankster]
(Phone rings)
Good afternoon. [?], can I help you?
Allo! Chawlie there?
Who?
Chawlie!
Charlie?
Jahn
John?
Hello?
Hello...
Hello?
With whom would you like to speak?
Jahn
John?
Jimmy.
No.
No?
I don't know nobody named John.
Chawlie?
No.
Chuck.
No.
Sometimes we call him Chuck.
Chuck? No.
Chawlie?
No.
Um, Anthony? An-Antony!
Who are you?
Wait-- (Cuts off)