[Intro]
Gonna eat you alive
Woo!
[Verse 1]
The freakiest show I know is the show of my own
Livin' my life in and out the twilight zone
[Chorus]
Bust my britches, bless my soul
I'm a freak of nature, walking totem pole
Look and see, I think you'll agree
Nobody weird like me
[Verse 2]
Intercourse with a porpoise is a dream for me, ah
Hell-bent on inventing a new species
[Chorus]
Bust my britches, bless my soul
I'm a freak of nature, walking totem pole
Look and see, I think you'll agree
Nobody weird like me, oh
[Post-Chorus]
Gonna eat ya alive
Finna love me, too
Gonna do thе [?], ah!
[Verse 3]
Ridin' down the path on the back a giraffe
Mе and the giraffe laughed, I passed some gas
[Chorus]
...my britches, bless my soul
I'm a freak of nature, walking totem pole
Look and see, I think you'll agree
Nobody weird like me, oh
[Post-Chorus]
Gonna drink your blood
Gonna nip your butt
We're gonna do [?], ah!
[Verse 4]
Enchanted as a rabbit and my life is a dream
Well, everything is never just as it seems
[Verse 1]
Freakiest show I know is the show of my own
Livin' my life in and out the twilight zone, yeah
Oh, yeah, do the freaky!
[Instrumental]
[Spoken]
Hey, don't even think of— Hey, hey!
Don't even think about fucking with that
Do not fuck with that man