Woke up this morning and the first thing I said
Was "I don't ever want to drink again"
I'm not saying I'm some sort of saint
But my head aches so bad that I can't think straight
Incoming call from my favorite friend
She said "Come on over baby, my party just began"
Well maybe I'll just have one
Twice sounds so nice
Third time's a charm
Put the fourth on ice
Baby, I'm back
Swinging from the chandelier
Baby, I'm back
'Til they kick me out of here
Woke up in my boots, mirrored sunglasses on
I can't find my wallet and my keys are gone
Is the ringing I hear my head or my phone?
Guess I did it again, now I'm back to square one
"Baby come back over I'm all alone"
Well maybe I need one to get my head screwed on
Twice sounds so nice
Third time's a charm
Put the fourth on ice
Baby, I'm back
Swinging from the chandelier
Baby, I'm back
'Til they kick me out of here
Late afternoon my friends had enough
They all love to tell me how I fucked up
I'd love to apologize but I'll just do it more
You gonna run with the bull, you gonna know the horns
Baby, I'm back
Swinging from the chandelier
Baby, I'm back
'Til they kick me out of here