[Verse 1]
Aw, who's the queen of the locker room?
Who's the cream of the crop?
Poor Joey took her to the matinee
Said, "God, she wouldn't stop"
[Chorus]
Holy muscle of love
My heart's a muscle
[Verse 2]
Well, I must have come to that crazy age
Where everything is hot
'Cause I don't know if the things I'm thinking
Are normal thoughts or not
[Chorus]
Holy muscle of love
Well, I got a muscle of love
[Verse 3]
I read dad's books like I did before
Now things are crystal clear
Lock the door in the bathroom now
I just can't get caught in here
[Outro]
Holy muscle of love
Well, I got a muscle of love
Holy muscle of love
I got a muscle of love
Holy muscle of love
My heart's a muscle of love
Holy muscle of love
Well, I got a muscle of love
Yeah, yeah, oh
Must be a gift from above, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh (Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah)
(Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah)
(Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah)
(Hallelujah, hallelujah, ha)