[Verse 1: Ego Nwodim & Dream Dude]
Bad bitch alert! I look fuego
Tight dress, new heels, don't play though
Skip the line 'cause this ass VIP
All these broke thots just mad they ain't me
Uh-oh, I think I see a little cutie
Hate to break it to you, but you gon' have to do me
Step to him like "Yo, what's your name?"
He said: "I'm not real, I just live in your brain"
Wait, what? No, you're real and I'm a bad bitch
No, you're alone and you're stoned watchingHitch
It's been a whole year since a dude touched your butt
Oh, right, I forgot. Guess I gone a little bit
[Chorus: Ego Nwodim & Dream Dude]
Loco, loco (What?)
Loco, loco (Huh?)
Loco, loco
One year inside and I tried and I triеd, but I'm
Loco (Yes, that's right), loco
(You're crazy now)
Loco, loco
Was fine through thе fall, but now I've hit a wall
[Verse 2: Ego Nwodim & Pete Davidson]
And I'm loco, as in my brain done broke-o
But hey, you either laugh or you cry like Coco
Started pogo, bakin' bread, Tiger King
But a whole year on Zoom, I'm like girl from The Ring
This here is Reggie, he is a plant
He says "Keep going" when I think I can't
The group chat is dead, the memes are all whack
I text "Y'all good?" Only one dude hits back, like
I'm loco, like for real, no joke-o
I think that the government's tapping my iPhone
I'm loco, Four Loko, mad like Hannibal
But not like Armie Hammer, that dude's a cannibal
I've gone so crazy, I understood Tenet
Like the whole thing, I didn't even have one question
I saw it and was like, "Yep, that all makes sense."
So either I'm smarter than all of my friends, or I'm
[Chorus: Ego Nwodim & Pete Davidson]
Loco, loco (Yeah, they go back in time to save the future)
Loco
Trying my best but I'm failing that test 'cause I'm–
I think my plant's trying to tell me something
[Verse 3: Bad Bunny (as Reggie The Plant)]
Mentally, mentally, mentally ill
Go buss it down if you mentally ill
Talk to the plant, say how you feel
Mentally, mentally, mentally ill
[Outro: Bad Bunny (as Reggie The Plant)]
Loco, loco
Loco, loco
Loco