Wuda Cuda Shuda
You a wuda cuda shuda ass ni***, ol' wuda cuda shuda ass ni*** (x4)
I woulda went there with y'all, I woulda got me a rental
I coulda stunt in the club, I could f*** every ho in the building
I shoulda got me a plaque, I should get me more attention
No, you should shut the f*** up and leave all the bitchin' to bitches
(Wuda cuda shuda ass ni***, ol' wuda, cuda)
(Wuda cuda shuda ass ni***, ol' ol', ol')
She in stilettos, she walkin' all pigeon toed
Really though, when it come to gettin' dough
If you listen to me, I'm so underground
You have to sit on the floor, oh!
I just thought I'd seen a spaceship, ride right past my airline
Everybody know I dumps that white girl like Kevin Federline
Don't pay me no nevermind
These niggas is buggin', pesticide
I count money in my spare time
Just paid a hundred dollars for a hairline
Label talkin' bout what they woulda did
Bet they hustle me and you could be a winner
Girl, you eat more pu*** than me
Girl, you shoulda been a ni***
Pockets swellin' up like Lymph nodes
Been a go-getter from the get go
Always talkin' bout what you was finna do
Damn broad, thought that you were finna get dough!
You a wuda, cuda, shuda ass hater
Wanna be a man so bad homie
Ain't wanna see me get free
If you could you would have caught the stand on me
If I would have shook your hand, I would have been your boy
Now you extra hot since I dun' hit your broad
Now you talkin' now, 'bout sparkin' now
You prolly would shoot somethin' if you had some heart
That Bentley come from exotic rentals
Gotta go back Sunday, so you flat broke Monday
Probably could go spend 200 on somethin'
If you was gettin' Boosie money
You in King of Diamonds throwin' counterfeit
You might as well gon' pu*** pop on the stage
All these rappers lyin' on records
O-M-G Hip-Hop, Hooray!
And you probably woulda been up in my video
But that was 'fore I went in
Ain't even write me no letter
You a wuda, shuda, cuda ass friend, busta!
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