I've been broke like a toy machine
I've been spit back out like some listerine
But I get up on my own two feet
Cause I'm not some sob story
My denial is a river and need ya
Have you seen it ?
It's hard to face it like the size of my penis
Jesus, I'm sick of my procrastination
Maybe I should make a podcast and try to explain it
Basically I need some R&R before it all just falls apart
The world just tryna break my heart
But I won't let it happend to me
Cause i'm not some sad ass sob
I've been broke like a toy machine
I've been spit back out like some listerine
But I get up on my own two feet
Cause I'm not some sob story
My doctor said I've got a low libido
I try to take a pill but that just might be a placebo
The second that I got it up, it went straight back up like a Yo-yo (Oh no !)
I'm not making this shit up to be funny
I'm here to tell you the truth hoping that you can learn from me
We all feel cheated in this game called life
I've made a lot of mistakes that I don't wanna make twice, cause
I've been broke like a toy machine
I've been spit back out like some listerine
But I get up on my own two feet
Cause I'm not some sob story
I've been tossed like a bag of trash
Life ates my guts yeah it kicks my ass
But I don't let shit get to me
Cause I'm not some sob story
Tatata Tatata Ta-tata
Tatata Tatata Ta-tatatata
Tatata Tatata Ta-tata
Cause i'm not some sob story
You might be asking how can I be happy
When the whole universe keep laughing at me
It's pretty simple let go off your hang ups
Life doesn't owe me a thing
Middle America taught me to sob, kid
Up when I'm sad I get up and say fuck it
I don't need a list before I kick the bucket
Cause life doesn't owe me a thing
I've been broke like a toy machine
I've been spit back out like some listerine
But I get up on my own two feet
Cause I'm not some sob story
I've been tossed like a bag of trash
Life ates my guts yeah it kicks my ass
But I don't let shit get to me
Cause I'm not some sob story
Tatata Tatata Ta-tata
Tatata Tatata Ta-tatatata
Tatata Tatata Ta-tata
Cause I'm not some sob story
Tatata Tatata Ta-tata
Tatata Tatata Ta-tatatata
Tatata Tatata Ta-tata
Cause I'm not some sob story