The altar has all been set
I'm laying you down to rest
Cuz I laid with you once
And you just fucked with my head
I over-empathized
Came up with reasons why
You never grow up, so I'm
Saying my final goodbye
It's better to mourn and move on
It's easier killing you off
We know days like this can be rough
So, how nice of you to show up
W-W-W-Welcome babe the music's starting, better take your seat
Gonna be a quick one since nobody's sorry
No one came to grieve
I didn't write a eulogy, oh
But I wore my best jewelry, oh
Isn't it beautiful?
Standing at your temporary funeral
I bet you've been missing me
I needed some time to think
Like will we be serving drinks
To chase back the taste that you leave
It's better to mourn and move on
It's easier killing you off
We know days like this can be rough
So, how nice of you to show up
W-W-W-Welcome babe the music's starting, better take your seat
Gonna be a quick one since nobody's sorry
No one came to grieve
I didn't write a eulogy, oh
But I wore my best jewelry, oh
Isn't it beautiful?
Standing at your temporary funeral
La, la, la you're dead to me
Ha, ha now you're regreting me (ooh!)
Na, na you're no friend to me
You're dead to me
Cuz Nick would lead me on, and Jasper fucked around
And Noah broke my heart, and Zach let me down
You though I'd throw a party for the dead without a wake?
That's far too much to celebrate
Welcome to the show, better take your seats
There are exit rows on each side of the building
Right and left, in case of emergency
I didn't write a eulogy, oh
But I wore my best jewelry, oh
Isn't it beautiful?
Standing at your temporary funeral
La, la, la you're dead to me
Ha, ha now you're regreting me
Na, na you're no friend to me
Standing at your temporary-
La, la, la you're dead to me
Ha, ha now you're regreting me
Na, na you're no friend to me
Standing at your temporary funeral