Shake (Like A Lettuce Leaf)
Prawn cocktail, black forest gateau
Eggs and gammon with a bottle of lambrusco,
This is opulent luxury
I'm as happy as a pig in shit could be!
You keep your cordon bleu, and your seedless grapes,
You know where you can stick your brown eggs!
I just want what every man wants,
A nibble on your vol-au-vents...and a pint!
(So Just) Shake shake shake like a lettuce leaf,
Shake it til the slugs fall off!
(So Just) Shake shake shake like a lettuce leaf,
Shake it til the slugs fall off!
I like simple things, meaty pies!
I like potato chips and I like my sushi deep fried
Never could pronounce houderves,
Cannot speak the language of love!
I just want what every man wants,
A nibble on your vol-au-vents...and a pint!
(So Just) Shake shake shake like a lettuce leaf,
Shake it til the slugs fall off!
(So Just) Shake shake shake like a lettuce leaf,
Shake it til the slugs fall off!
Shake, shake, shake, shaaaaaake!
(So Just) Shake shake shake like a lettuce leaf,
shake it til the slugs fall off!
(So Just) Shake shake shake like a lettuce leaf,
shake it til the slugs fall off!
(So Just) Shake shake shake like a lettuce leaf,
shake it til the slugs fall off!
(So Just) Shake shake shake like a lettuce leaf,
shake it til the slugs fall off!