Dear Mister Santa Claus
I'm writing you this letter
Cause jolly Mister Santa Claus
I want to know you better
When you do
The things you do
For every tiny tot
I don't know what happens
But god it makes me HOT!
I don't wanna cause ya
Any distress
But dear Santa
Would you like a mistress?
You can come to my house
In your pretty sleigh
I promise I won't tell the Elves
About our Christmas play
Santa, Santa
Something about you in red
Santa, Santa
I go right out of my head
When I think of you
And your cute button nose
I wanna climb your chimney
And mistle your toe
Believe me Santa
Once I get your boots off
You won't want to fly
Away with dear Rudolf
I promise you, Kristopher Kringle
Just gimme a chance
And I'll make those bells jingle
Santa, Santa
Something about you in red
Santa, Santa
I go right out of my head
When I think of you
No ifs, ands or butts
I wanna light a fire
And roast your chestnuts
OH Santa please
I'm down on my knees,
I think you're swell
By the way
My name's NOEL
Just gimme a call
And together we'll deck the halls,
Oh Santa baby
Can't you see I'm crazy for you!!!