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Rupauls Drag Race - The Baddest Bitches In Herstory Lyrics

[intro: god michelle visage]
Hey, it's me, god
Good girls may go to heaven
But bad girls rule the world
Who's the baddest bitch in herstory?
Well who am I to judge

[verse 1: eve myah marie]
In the beginning
There were 1, 2, 3
Adam and me and my best friend steve
They started making out in front of me
That's when I told them they had to leave
Get out!
They took all the fruit from me
Except the apple on the tree
It was forbidden
God are you kidding?
Then the snake told me
To bake an apple pie and not a cake
So I did it
I went and bit it
And then everything went to shit
And then I realized I was naked
What
That's right

[verse 2: helen of troy]
(the most beautiful face in the world
That launched a 1000 ships
She mesmerises with her smile
But ey when she opens her lips)
You're not helen of troy
You're not helen of troy
You're not helen of troy
I'm helen of troy
You're not helen of troy
You're not helen of troy
You're not helen of troy
I'm helen of troy
I'm helen of troy

[verse 3: cleopatra]
I started at the bottom
One stone at a time
I never gave up
I was born for the climb
I left my hieroglyphics
And became the queen of the nile
Me and mark antony hand
In hand walking like an egyptian
Walking around like an egyptian
Thick eyeliner with a sick profile
And what ha-happened was
I walked my way up to the top of the pyramid
Just like all the boys did
Walked my way up
Walked my way up
Walked my way way way way way up
Top the top of the pyramid
Meow
(so how did that work out
With you and marc anthony?)
He turned out into a real pain in the asp

[verse 4: joan of arc]
They call me a witch
They call me a liar
Now they wanna set my pussy on fire
I was the baddest bitch
A lady freedom fighter
The voices in my head going
Off like a choir (choir)
La la la, voices in my head (they go)
La la la, voices in my head, head
You gonna burn me at the stake
Betta bring some barbecue sauce
When I touch this catholic saint
Betta pray and ask the boss
Saint, sinner, chicken dinner
Holy war, holy winner
(saint, sinner, chicken dinner
Holy war, holy winner)
La la la, voices in my head (they go)
La la la, voices in my head, head
Oh my god, everyone's talking at once
Shut up

[verse 5: marie antoinette]
If you are looking to start a revolution
I've created a social media solution
Put on your opulent jewels, hair, and dress
And say it in 140 characters, or less
Let them eat cake
Let them eat cake
Let them eat cake, cake, cake, cake, cake
Let them eat cake
Let them eat cake
Let them eat cake
Let them eat cake
Let them eat cake

[verse 6: kathryn the great]
I had a great many lovers
That I took to bed
Every tom, dick, and egor
And even mr edd
There's more of me to love
With a few extra pounds
Everyone knows that I like to horse around
Horse around, giddy up and get down
I said giddy up
Horse around
Come and take a round on my merry-go-round
Horse around
Get down get down get down get down
Horse around
All of russia is my stomping ground
I got a nice big carrot, da

[verse 7: annie oakley]
(bang bang!)
I'm annie oakley
And this is my band
The sharp shooters
Five, six (bang bang bang bang bang!)
Been on my own since I was young
Came out my mama with a gun
A better shot than any one
No one could beat me
But there's a story y'all don't know
My draw was fastened his was slow
It really was his time to go
So I went bang bang (bang bang!)
Bang bang (bang bang!)
These double barrels pumped him
Full of lead (bang bang bang bang bang!)
I went bang bang (bang bang!)
Bang bang (bang bang!)
He's six feet under
Lying in my bed
Well, I guess I'm done
Yippee-yi-ki-gay

[verse 8: frida kahlo]
Por muchos muchos años
I tweezed it every hour
Before I go to bed, I shaved it in the shower
I always thought it made
My frida face look sour
My uni-uni-uni-uni-uni-unibrow
But mom said "it's okay! "
To be a unibrow-er
Never be ashamed
Cause it's a sign of power
So now I paint my face
And not a stupid flower
My uni-uni-uni-uni-uni-unibrow
(girl, you need to get yo brows waxed)
Okay you know what and you need to pluck off

[verse 9: eva perón]
I'm eva perón so honey don't you cry for me
I'm an actress, model, diva
And the first lady
I give the people hope!
For a better for a better mañana
I was a evita after all!
I played it better than madonna
I did it for the right! I did it for the kids!
I did it for the sick and poor!
I did it for the fame, I did it for the money
I did it because I wanted more!
I gave the people joy! I gave the people life!
I gave the people drama!
And I did it! oh yes I did it!
Better than madonna!

[verse 10: princess diana allie x]
I'm princess di, I'm very shy
And the world fell in love with my eyes
To everyone, I was his wife
And we lived out a fairytale life
And then the shit hit the fan
I got divorced from my man
He made me give up my crown
But they can't keep a girl down
Be careful what you wish for
Cause this english rose has thorns

[verse 11: all]
They say it's a man's world, we disagree
We've been breaking the rules!
[eve:] -and it started with me!
We're the baddest bitches in herstory!