Zidler:
Spectacular, Spectacular
No words in the vernacular
Can't describe this great event
You'll be dumb with wonderment
Returns are fixed at ten percent
You must agree, that's excellent
And on top of your fee
All:
You'll be involved artisticly....
Chorus:
So exciting
The audience will stomp and cheer
So delighting
It will run for fifty years
So exciting
The audience will stomp and cheer
So delighting
It will run for fifty years
Various:
Elephants!
Bohemians!
Indians!
and courtesans!
Acrobats!
and juggling bears!
exotic girls!
fire eaters!
Muscle men, contortionists
Intrigue, danger, and romance
Electric lights, machinery
Oh, the electricity!
So exciting
The audience will stomp and cheer
So delighting
It will run for fifty years
So exciting
The audience will stomp and cheer
So delighting
It will run for fifty... years....
Spectacular, Spectacular
No words in the vernacular
Can describe this great event
You'll be dumb with wonderment
The hills are alive, with the sound of music
So exciting
The audience will stomp and cheer
So delighting
It will run for fifty years
So exciting
The audience will stomp and cheer
So delighting
It will run for fifty years
Duke:
Yes, but what happens in the end?
Christian: *cough*
The courtesan and sitarman
are pulled apart by an evil plan
Satine:
But in the end she hears his song
Christian:
And their love is just too strong...
Duke:
It's a little bit funny
this feeling inside
All:
So exciting
The audience will stomp and cheer
So delighting
It will run for fifty years
Christian:
The sitar player's secret song
helps flee the evil one
Though the tyrant rants and rails
It is all to no avail.
Zidler:
I am the evil maharaja
You will not escape
Satine:
Oh Harold, no one could play him like you could!
Zidler:
No one's going to.
All:
So exciting
Will make them laugh, will make them cry
So delighting
Duke:
And in the end should someone die?
All:
So exciting
The audience will stomp and cheer
So delighting
It will run for fifty... years...
Duke:
Generally I like it.