Alpha, Beta, Delta
Placenta, Zita Smegma, alfalfa
Hey, hey, hey girls let's all look the same
And act really fucking stupid
'Cause they like us that way
Hey, hey, hey boys let's go to the frat party
The theme is white people
Get your roofies ready
Shit their parents money away
And act like assholes everyday
Wanna take a stroll down Greek row
Find the biggest pack of douchey football bros
Got their brand new polos on, yeah
Wanna spew a little on everyone
Wah, ooh
Hurl, hurl, hurl on sorority girls
I wanna spew, spew, spew on fraternity dudes
I wanna hurl, hurl, hurl on sorority girls
I wanna spew, spew, spew on fraternity dudes
I just wanna ruin their day in one particular way
Wanna take a stroll down Greek row
Find the biggest pack of brainless female drones
Got their brand new whatevers on, yeah
Wanna spew a little on everyone
Wah, ooh
Bla, ooh
Wah, ooh
Wanna wanna spew oh you
Alpha falfa
Brainless fucking football dudes
Delta trelta
I'm a little Kangaroo
Gamma jamma
I just wanna fart and puke and spew on you