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Lucille Ball - Nobody Loves The Ump Lyrics

Safe
You're out
Foul ball

Nobody loves the ump
He's the apple of nobody's eye
Nobody loves the ump
And I'll never know , never know why


(RICKY)
Oh they boo and they hiss and they holler at me
Just because it's a ball and I call it strike three
I'm not wearing my glasses so how can I see
Nobody loves, nobody loves, nobody loves the ump


(LUCY)
If I call it a ball then they call me a slob
If I call it a strike then they call out the mob
If I call off the game I'd be out of a job
Nobody loves, nobody loves, nobody loves the ump


(BOB HOPE)
They very first inning the fans all commence
They belt me with bottles, I take no offence
'Cause each one they throw I return for two cents
Nobody loves, nobody loves, nobody loves the ump
The ump, nobody loves the ump


YOU'RE OUT!

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Straw Hat

Whenever Old Man Trouble makes trouble arise
Just put on a big straw hat over your eyes
You'll never see the circumstance makin' you frown
If you just push your eyes under the crown

Life can be simple thin'
A simple thin'
To laugh and sing
Get yourself a hat of straw
And put it on, don't take it off


And when the landlord tells you the rent's in arrears
A big straw hat over your ears
You'll never hear the dialog tragically grim
If you just push your ears under the brim


Aba ariba yep
Aba, aba very good Maggie


So life can be a simple thin'
A simple thin' to laugh and sing
Get yourself a hat of straw
Put it on, don't take it off
And pretty soon your troubles will come to an end
Because you will not see or hear it my friend
To visualize permanent sun in the skies
Just put a big straw hat, big straw hat over your eyes!