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Loudon Wainwright Iii - I Wish I Was A Lesbian Lyrics

I wish I was a lesbian, and not a hetero.
I wouldn't have to deal with men and all their come and go,
And all their yucky yucky facial hair and all their machis'mo!
I wish I were a lesbian and not a hetero!

I'd sleep with women only. Man, it would be great.
I can throw away my diaphragm, I wouldn't want to mate!
Oh, I wish I was a lesbian, and that I wasn't straight!
Hey!

I wish I were a lesbian, I'd like to be a dyke.
I'd sleep with k.d. Lang. Mel Gibson, take a hike!
I think it would be nice to love someone who was alike.
I wish I was a lesbian, I'd like to be a dyke!

I wish I was a lesbian, that's why this song is sung.
It shouldn't really matter how somebody is hung.
Other things are more important- like how you use your tongue!
I wish I was a lesbian, that's why this song is sung!

I Dare Casey Kasem to play this!

I wish I was a lesbian, and not a hetero.
I wouldn't have to deal with men and all their come and go,
And all their yucky facial hair and all their machis'mo
(I hate that machis'mo!)
I wish I was a lesbian and not a hetero