I'd rather be a zit on a buffalos butt,
I'd rather rub salt on a nasty cut,
I'd rather get whacked on the you-know-what,
Than be here with you!
Get away from me, stay away from me,
Come and play with me, just kidding!
You got no style and you're in denial,
Really love your smile, just kidding!
I'd rather go naked down a sandpaper slide,
I'd rather pull my nostrils a hundred feet wide,
I'd rather lick the sweat off an elephants hyde
Than be here with you!
Get away from me, stay away from me,
Come and play with me, just kidding!
You got no style and you're in denial,
Really love your smile, just kidding!
So get away from me, no kidding!