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Ice T - 99 Problems Lyrics

99 problems Song Lyrics
99 problems by Ice-T featuring Brother Marquis

[Ice T]
Yeah last year a lot of motherf**kers ask me
Why did you no ??? some sh*t
But this year I went to Miami and got my nigger
From 2 Live Brother Marquis in the house

[Brother Marquis] Yeah I am the motherf**kin nigger
[Ice T]
Yeah we are goin to answer the questions about girl problems
Always nigger has his girl problem Marq
[Brother Marquis] Ah tell'em man tell'em
[Ice-T] Lemme tell you what time is it...

[Ice-T]
I got a whore from the east
Got a whore from the west
Got a whore that likes to jack it off
And rubb it in her chest
I got a whore from the north
A whore from the south
A whore that likes to suck at long and hold it in her mouth
I got a b**ch with hair
A b**ch with none
A b**ch with a knife
A b**ch with a gun
A b**ch with an ass bigger than the T.V. set
And there is a b**ch over there
Hey the one I am gonna get
But yo, maybe not, she might not like me though
No sweat to event
I sell my sister though, word.
I sell the whole damn herd
I f**k em all and leave em on the culrve
I got a b**ch with a mic
Who like perfector link
Who likes to f**k me with her ass up on the kitchen sink
Got a b**ch with tits
A b**ch with ass
A b**ch with none
But hey I give her the best

But I love em all I love em crazily
And they love me back thats why they stay with me
So if you have a girl problem
I'll be there for you son
Got 99 problems and a b**ch ain't one
Hit it

No a b**ch ain't one

[Ice-T]
I got a b**ch thats old
A b**ch who is new
A b**ch who likes velvet in the colors blue
I got a b**ch who is fat
A b**ch who is built
A b**ch that all her titties give up her milk
I got a b**ch who is funny
A b**ch who ain't
A b**ch who can sing
A b**ch who can't
A b**ch who love f**kin on the airplane
I even got a b**ch off soul train (not for sure)
I got a b**ch who is over ragged up pins
Long ends
I got a b**ch who is broke as a bomb
But she is the most fun
I got a b**ch who play piano
A b**ch who don't
A b**ch who dances naked
A b**ch who won't
A b**ch who's short
A b**ch who's tall
A b**ch who burns my pager with priority calls

And I love em all I love em crazily
And they love me back thats why they stay with me
So if you have a girl problem
I'll be there for you son
Got 99 problems and a b**ch ain't one
Hit me

[Ice-T]
Yo Marquis you from Miami man,
Why won't you show those motherf**kers all the over the world
That 2 Live style of how a b**ch is threated
Motherf**ker a nigger like you

[Brother Marquis]
I got 99 problems a b**ch ain't one
I am going not to threat any whores
Cause I don't need none of em
Push them to temptation
Ditch to persuasion
All the whores suck cock
Nigger how you play em
Thats why I don't sleep with em
I just freak on em
Gig the dick in their mouth
Take it out
And I sky on them
That nigger that white nighter
The b**ch exciter
I only love my whores when I go up inside em
Problem number one is gettin money
I rather take the green than sit the honey
So don't expect none
Cause I ain't offering
And I go hunting my b**ch cause I ain't softening
Cause I never never softening
Pulling demands on em
f**kin em and scream on them
The wham bamb thank you mam
The game is ran on em
So f**k how you feel
You are f**kin cheap thrill
I hope you took the pill I won't pay the bill
Getting pussy is just another expense
Your pussy pays the bills
The dick pays the rent
I only need a hope from one thing and thats to come
I've got 99 problems and a b**ch ain't one

[Ice-T]
Ha!
You Marquis my motherf**kin you got problems man ?
A b**ch ain't one
Ah sh*t
Let me tell you how to do that sh*t

[Ice-T & (Marquis)]
(I got a b**ch that loves to gink)
She'll f**k you
After she f**ks me
(I got a b**ch who loves both)
I got a b**ch who loves handcuffs and ropes
I got a b**ch that's fast
A b**ch that's slow
(A b**ch that is a virgin
And a b**ch that is a hoe)
A b**ch that lies
(A b**ch that trues)
A b**ch who is a man
Because they are b**ches too
I got a b**ch that is cool
(A b**ch that is hut)
A b**ch who loves rap
A b**ch who loves rock
A b**ch who is lost
And one who know what is that
She gets right in front of me
And posses like a cat

[Brother Marquis]
I got a b**ch that runs
I got a b**ch that walks
I got a b**ch that yells
I got a b**ch who talk

[Ice-T]
I got a b**ch that is dirty
Got a b**ch that is neat
I got a super farm b**ch that I am not gonna swap me

And I love em all I love em crazily
And they love me back thats why they stay with me
So if you have a girl problem
I'll be there for you son
Got 99 problems and a b**ch ain't one
Hit me

[Ice-T]
No a b**ch ain't one
[Marquis]
Ah, you know a b**ch ain't one

Outro:
[Ice-T]
You know what I am saying
I got problems my motherf**kin rent Marquis
But a b**ch ain't one

[Brother Marquis]
Maybe got yourself nothing man
f**king
Ragging
Spanking
a**holes nigger

[Ice-T]
A b**ch ain't one
I got a problems stay out here on the streets
With the police tryin to take them out
You know
But a b**ch ain't one
Got problems motherf**kers
Buying my records
But a b**ch ain't one
[Brother Marquis]
f**k em all
f**k em motherf**ker
[Ice-T]
You know what I am saying
A b**ch ain't one
Got problems man
[Brother Marquis]
All of motherf**kers kiss my motherf**kin ass