Tell me what you know about cowboy dave Did he whistle on brown? Was his woman a sex slave? Give me what you got on the holiday You know the one where You went with the x's paid You can lie down here for a good few days Tell me what you know about a mans affliction Pc plod talk pure science fiction Talk about the girl with the leather legs Does she waddle like a chick With her big big love eggs Cake Theres not a thing that I cant fix I can fix it just like that