Fast, fast, fingers are typing
A paycheck with the lies you抮e writing
Character assignations
And the condemnation is flying
On last years favorite list
Turned your back without a gist
This fabrication of compassion
Won抰 ever be missed
Now it抯 time to Jolt the press
And we won抰 settle for anything less
A rebuke in love to bring out the truth
Cuz you抮e no better than me and I抦 no better than you
Jolt the press (x2)
Do you think you are doing us a favor
Cuz we aren抰 your special flavor
I抎 rather you say it to my face
Shake hands and let there be grace
But you stand on being a critic
I don抰 have to buy it to hear it
So we抮e gonna have fun before the press gets in
Now it抯 your turn to read it
Do you see what you are saying (x2)