Maggot's stand up Song Lyrics
Maggot's stand up by Goldie Lookin' Chain I know a guy who blow sheep up,
He used to have a ta what the f**k?
He used to blow em up!
If you go to (?)? (Walters?) Five pound a sheep!
Get a sheep five pound!
oo hhehahaa!
I know medical people!
I know 'em, I've f**kin' you know I got friends high places, like!
a f**kin'.. Doctor like.. Stevie, a bit of a cunt.. You know f**kin'
Do a labotomy or woteva they do eh?
He f**kin'.. had, I don't know what he had! The f**kin' schitzo!
he f**kin' climbin' over f**kin' bushes
He's alright, he climbin over f**kin' sports fings, you know sports fences!
He f**kin' climb over and f**kin fell off!
Smashed himself up, got home..
Into bed, bleeding, he sh*t himself in the night as well!
Woke up in the mornin, his missus is covered in sh*t!!!
Like, Fuuuckin' Hell!
Cover your missus in sh*t!
Eh what do you know, We'll stay in, have a quiet night in tonight love
- I'm gonna cover you in sh*t!
*Laughter throughout*
*Heavy Applauding*