Woke up this morning on the beach,
Started walking, it's my regular routine.
I was on the search for some diamonds,
Let me tell you just what I've seen.
I saw...
A castle with a view,
Fields of bamboo,
Guy from Kung Fu,
A giant screw,
A kangaroo,
Some chicken stew,
And the woman who lived in a shoe.
I saw...
A white whale,
The holy grail,
Pirate ships without a sail,
Air mail,
Volcano fail,
Pyramids not to scale,
And some things I should not go into detail.
You never know what you will find
Shaping a world that's in your mind.
See for yourself and walk with me
A world of wonder, a land of beauty.
Across the mountains and over the sea
But I still haven't found any diamonds.
I've been walking around for miles,
Still no diamonds to be found.
Maybe I should look underground.
I started digging a hole,
Drilling through dirt, then I fell through,
Landed in some water.
What have I gotten myself into?
I saw...
Lava lake near the core,
Kratos from God of War
Mushroom spore,
Liquor store,
Statue of dumbledore.
Wooden shed with a bed,
Spiders and the undead,
Arrowhead,
Loaf of bread,
Giant spool of golden thread.
I saw a sparkle in the dark.
I put my axe right through that mark.
At last found me some diamonds.
Oh I'm so happy I could ride a pig!