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Emilie Autumn - Girls Girls Girls Lyrics

Step right up
We bring to you the finest entertainment
And I am pleased to be your humble servant
Accept our hospitality, indulge in abnormality

Step right up
We've something here for everyone's enjoyment
I do this as a gift, not for employment
A portrait of insanity
Approach with your humanity

Come see our girls, crazy girls
If you're willing to be thrilled, this is a hell of a ride
Those girls, crazy girls
They're hot, they're nuts, they're suicidal
Tickets cheap, it's a crime
And they're half price after 4 o' clock, so toss us a dime
To see these lovely freaks of nature for a limited time
Come see the girls, girls, girls

Some of them are really quite attractive as you see
Some are truly hideous, I'm sure that you'll agree
While others still look rather quite a lot like you and me
But you mustn't let them fool you, just one more rule

You shouldn't look this one too long in the eye
And that one... let's just keep walking by
These ain't no ordinary girls, and we've a steady supply
So grab another cup of tea, and follow me!

To see our girls, crazy girls
If you're willing to be thrilled, this is a hell of a ride
Those girls, crazy girls
They're hot, they're nuts, they're suicidal
Tickets cheap, it's a crime
And they're half price after 4 o' clock, so toss us a dime
To see these lovely freaks of nature for a limited time
Come see the girls, girls, girls

Now, has anybody any clever questions for your guide
For a penny more, go on and ask,
we have nothing here to hide.

Quiet down! You, sir...
"If insanity's primarily a femininish malady
And no one's doubting that for it's a scientific fact
Then according to the medics, are they faultier genetics?
Are they born with this disease
Or is it something they contract?"

It has all to do with reproductive organs
Which are naturally unstable in a day
You see: from "lunar", we have "lunatic",
and "lunacy", and "looney"
And they're always ovulating by the cycle of the moony

"I have a question" You!
"Has any patient ever been released?
Would you send her home if her
bizarre behavior would decrease?"
For the good of our society, they oughtn't reproduce
So while they may pretend propriety,
we'll never let them loose

Come see our girls, crazy girls
If you're willing to be thrilled, this is a hell of a ride
Those girls, crazy girls
They're hot, they're nuts, they're suicidal
Tickets cheap, it's a crime
And they're half price after 4 o' clock, so toss us a dime
To see these lovely freaks of nature for a limited time
Come see the girls, girls, girls

Some are born mad
Some achieve madness
Some have madness thrust upon them
This is the real thing my friends,
100 percent authentic, mentally-ill
Accept no immitations
For a little extra on the side, you can arrange
For a slightly more intimate encounter, wink wink
For a tuppence, just a tuppence,
a handful of pills to feed the inmates
We've got pills for depression, oppression,
aggression, possession, indiscretion
There's a bloody pill for everything now-a-days

"How big is a lady's brain?"
It's really very, very small,
A simple thought is quite a strain
"This seems just a bit inhumane"
It's just a simple, little shot, it doesn't cause her any pain

They're really more like animals than people
Which haven't proved having any souls at all
The only bit that aren't interior are bosom and posterior
And these are only useful in a seedy music hall

They don't bite, well she might
I say this one does look hungry tonight
So get your picture with an inmate
But be sure she's locked up tight

They're practically wild, sir
Protect your child, sir
They can't recall the taste of freedom
They're just happy if we feed them

So point and laugh, it isn't bad
They oughtn't mind, because they're mad!
If you haven't got a dime, toss us your pearls
And welcome to enjoy

Our girls, crazy girls
If you're willing to be thrilled, this is a hell of a ride
Those girls, crazy girls
They're hot, they're nuts, they're suicidal
Tickets cheap, it's a crime
And they're half price after 4 o' clock, so toss us a dime
To see these lovely freaks of nature for a limited time

I've got a lot more words to say,
but I just can't make them rhyme
So ladies, let this be a lesson to you: keep your hair uncut
Your corsets tight, your morals high
Your knitting neat, your yappers shut
This is what comes of over-educating,
Mentally over-stimulating,
Too much serious conversating,
Organized religion-hating,
Sinful over-copulating,
Marriage without procreating,
Girl-on-girl caught lesbiating,
She was caught while masturbating,
They all mind manipulating,
Chronically hallucinating,
Certainly there's no debating,
Some we just find fascinating,
Women's rights facilitating,
Independent thought creating,
She just may be complicating,
Get your money out! We're waiting...

To see those
Girls!
Girls!
Girls!