If I told ya, I’d have to come
Out of the closet
If I told ya, You'll have to
Keep my promise
I have a secret to tell you
And I think I like boys
Girls, I love you
But I just don’t enjoy
If you know who I am
I think that you’ll understand
That in my life I need a man
But don’t you know I don’t give a damn?
Hey young chap
Can I take seat on your lap
Never need a strap
But I promise that I snap
Hey there bro
I don’t like it slow
My highlight is blinding
And I got that glow
Been beat to the Gods
But I never said makeup
Wanna role play
Be my doctor at a check up
We could take pics
Cause I’m ready for close up
I’m ready for my close up
If I tell ya, I’d have to come
Out of the closet
If I tell ya, You have to promise
To keep quiet
If I told ya, I’d have to come
Out of the closet
If I told ya, you got to promise
To swear by it
I have a secret to tell you
And I think I like dudes
Boys, I love you
But sometimes you are rude
Don't think you got my message
Does it seem unclear?
I thought that you knew
That I was a queer
Hey there bloke
Are you tryna catch a stroke
Don't be silly, you can't buy me in bulk
Don't poke me with a fork
Like i'm a peice of pork
Im soft like a yolk
You'll break me with a choke
Hey there man
You're in my DM's like a fan
I think it's time for you to hop off my Instagram
Or I can block you like it's spam
But then then you can't see my glam
But I think it's time for you to scram
You ain't my man
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