[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
Freaks, Octopus
Angels, Seahorse
Bank Robbers, Jellyfish
Dreamers, (Und) Sea Anemone
Losers, Starfish
Fortune Seekers, Portuguese Man of War

[Verse 2]
Monkeys, Coral
Dogs, Shellfish
Conmen, Mollusks
Artists, (Und) Bivol [?]
Break-dancers, Clam
Blood Donors, Oyster
Gamblers, Welch

[Verse 3]
Hair-dressers, Limpet [?]
Holly Christians [?], Cephalopod
Car Park Attendants, (Und) Sea Urchin
Drug Barrons, Mussel
Day Trippers, Cuttlefish
Pigs

[Verse 4]
Crustacean, AA-Men
Crayfish, RAC-Men
Cockle, Supermen (Und)
Lobster, Gas Men
Shrimp, Sports Men
Crab, Postmen
Barnacle

[Bridge]
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Mmmm...
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[Verse 5]
Forests, Tchrilbeak [?]
Midgets, Port Pie Hat
City Slickers, Bowler
Picky Eaters, Stetson
Piss Artists, Wimple
Psychiatrists, Paramore [?]
Scared Rabbits, Shovel Hat

[Verse 6]
Goal Keeper, Pink Helmet
Actors, Ghoulie Hat [?]
Patologists, Crash Helmet
Eaters and Drinkers
Bobble Hat, Talkers and Thinkers
Sombrero, Dead Ringers, Mingers
Monkeys

[Verse 7]
(Awww)
Cubists
Philosophers
Detectives
Cynics
Paramedics (Und)
Stunt Men
Match Makers
Big Ladies (Oi!)
Dead Ladies
Old Cronies
Sadists (Stop!)
Beauticians
Negotiators (Stop that!)
Managers
Goons
Muppets
Deans and Dons
Martians (Oi!)
Xenophobics
Schizophrenics
Estate Agents (I said stop!)
Shooters
Masers [?]
Village People
Townsfolk

[Verse 8]
(Stop it!) Gypsies
Hit Men [?]
Paradians [?] (Stop that!)
Tightrope Walkers
Snowballers [?]
Couriers (Und) (Stop!)
Poltist [?]
VIPs
Carriers
Farriers
Taxidermists (Oi!)
Remediates
Tossers
Rednecks

[Verse 9]
Apes
Hunters
Minors/Miners
Lovers
Husbands (Stop!)
Wives
Lost Souls
Soul Mates (Und)
Panophobics [?]
Agoraphobics
Claustrophobics (That's it, come here! [?])
Maniacs
Hunters (This ends now! [?])
Shutters [?]
And-
(Shut up!)