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Bowling For Soup - 99 Biker Friends Lyrics

Such a big man, such a little chick
I think it all goes back to your tiny pick-up truck in the driveway,
With a sticker on the window - "Rest in Peace Number 3"
Tell all your friends how you put her in her place
7 pounds of makeup just to hide her beat up face
Such a pretty face

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It takes a tough man to slap her around
Such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down
She's wearing shades but we all see behind that tinted glass
And I've got 99 biker friends that wanna kick your ass

Tell her that you're sorry
Blame it on the beer
Your dad was mean to you
Your friends think you're an asshole, and I do too
Over compensating for your small shoes
Takin her away, but you won't say when
Hold her in your arms, tell her this won't happen again
When will this end? Well

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I wish Bruce Lee was here right now.
With his trusty Num - Chuck Norris is still alive,
So let's call up Walker, Texas Ranger,
All the dudes from "Danger, Danger"
Let's get the A-Team, 50 Cent with his bling-bling,
And a couple of prison guards

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Start runnin' now. We're gonna kick your ass!