Football commenter: Emphatic set of penalties so far
Man 1: (sigh)
Man 2: Who's the pressure on, though?
(dog barks)
Man 1: Oh, come on, mate
Woman: Is he good?
Man 2: Come on, yeah man, he's alright. Ohh, fuck
Man 2: Please, please, please, please
Woman: What happens if he misses it?
Man 1: It just goes to sudden death, it's alright
(suspenseful pause)
(euphoric cheers all around)