I Just Had Sex
Sometimes, something beautiful happens in this world.
(Ooooo! Akon, and Lonely Island yo.)
You don't know how to express yourself, so you just gotta sing.
I just had sex, and it felt so good (felt so good).
A woman let me put my penis inside of her.
I just had sex (Hey!), and I'll never go back (go back)
To the not-havin'-sex ways of the past.
Have you ever had sex? I have. It felt great.
It felt so good when I did it with my penis.
A girl let me do it. It literally just happened.
Having sex can make a nice man out of the meanest.
Guess where I just came from. I had sex.
If I had to describe the feeling, it was the best.
When I had the sex, man my penis felt great,
And I called my parents right after I was done.
Oh hey, didn't see you there. Guess what I just did?
Had sex, undressed, just saw her boobies and the rest.
(That was sure nice of her to let you do that thing.)
Nice of any girl ever. (Now Sing)
I just had sex, and it felt so good (felt so good).
A woman let me put my penis inside of her.
I wanna tell the world.
To be honest, I'm surprised she even wanted me to do it.
Doesn't really make sense, but man screw it.
I'm not one to argue with a good thing.
She could be my wife.
That good?
The best 30 seconds of my life (my life).
I'm always humbled by a girl's ability to let me do her.
'Cause honestly I'd have sex with a pile of manure.
With that in mind, a soft, nice-smelling girl's better.
But she let me wear my chain and my turtleneck sweater.
So this one's dedicated to them girls
That let us flop around on top of them (yeah).
Near or far, whether short or tall,
I wanna thank you all for lettin' us f*** you.
She was looking at her watch.
(It doesn't matter, I had sex.)
But I cried the whole time.
(It doesn't matter, I had sex.)
I think she might have been a racist.
(It doesn't matter, I had sex.)
She put a bag on my head.
(Still counts!)
I just had sex (sex!), and my dreams came true.
If you had sex in the last 30 minutes, then sing with me.
I just had sex (everybody sing),
And it felt so good (we all had sex).
A woman let me put my penis inside of her
(I wanna tell the world).
I just had sex, and I'll never go back (no no no)
To the not-having-sex ways of the past.
It felt so great.
Na na na na.
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