They don't have rhinestone ball and chains
Lunch trays don't come with Chardonnay
The bars there ain't got boys to buy us drinks
We'd stick out like two bottled blondes
I must admit it don't sound fun

For fifteen girls to have to share one sink



He cheated, he's a villain

And you know I'd help you kill him



But we're way too pretty for prison

Hard time ain't our kind of living

And I don't want to talk about

The way those jumpsuits wash us out

We're way too pretty for prison



Antifreeze and Gatorade

Arsenic in his lemonade

Takes just one snip to bleed his brakes

But we ain't gonna do it

(She ain't gonna do it)



Yeah, we've been watching too much TV

You ain't Thelma, I ain't Louise

But if we ask 'em they'd both agree

We should put him through it

(Don't put him through it)



He cheated, he's a villain

So let's hire somebody to kill him



'Cause we're way too pretty for prison

Yeah, hard time ain't our kind of living

And I don't want to talk about

The way those jumpsuits wash us out

We're way too pretty for prison



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Well, the state won't pay for lash extensions

No Sun Tan City, not to mention

That lack of waxing situation

Oh oh



'Cause we're way too pretty for prison

Hard time ain't our kind of living

I don't want to talk about

The way those jumpsuits wash us out

We're way too pretty for prison



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