[Verse 1]
Tank top, love handles
Tube socks, Jesus sandals
Cheap blender, ice bucket
Raw oysters, yeah, give me one and shake it
[Verse 2]
Holds up a frozen orange daiquiri
And laughs, here's to the boys at the factory
[Verse 3]
No more building transmissions
He's going deep sea fishing
Catch a marlin, catch a tan
Catch a local cover band
[Verse 4]
Hey, you got to watch that man
He'll go coastal on you
[Verse 5]
Silver hair, silver Buick
Winter's coming, better move it
Southbound before they get snowed under
Call the kids, tell them see you next summer
[Verse 6]
No more freezing their tails off
It's cataract sunglasses and a round of golf
Red skin, green plaid, margarita, dog track
Before you know it Mom and Dad
They'll go coastal on you
[Interlude]
Sounds so good, got me thinking
What do you all say after I'm done singing
[Verse 7]
We just take a little getaway
Cruise it down the A1A
Florabama to the Keys
Better keep your eye on me
[Outro]
I'll go coastal on you
I'll go coastal on you
Yeah Yeah, Uuh
Yeah, I'll go coastal on you