[Spoken, Eridan]
I still don't know why none of you will visit the Land of Wrath and Angels. Angels aside, it's a really swell place!
[Spoken, Vriska]
Well, maybe some of don't like the idea of getting shot, genius
[Spoken, Kanaya]
I'm siding with Vriska on this one. I'm having a hard time trusting you not to kill us. Tell you what, write a nice tourism guide, sell it to us, and we might come visit
[Spoken, Vriska]
Yeah. Land of Wrath and Angels, your own stop shop for a bullet in the chest!
[Spoken, Kanaya]
First thing's first, remove the possibility of our deaths from the equation
[Spoken, Eridan]
God, I can't believe you both! Show a little faith in me! Afterall, I'm the prince of this land. Far be it for me to let any visiting nobility die in it!
[Spoken, Kanaya]
Prince of this land? Sorry to say, Eridan. But, if you can't even control your own weapon, you won't control the kingdom
[Spoken, Vriska]
No, Sh-sh-sh-sh shut up, Kanaya! I gotta hear this!
[Spoken, Eridan]
She's right, Kanaya. I have something to say. I might not be a bonified princely god tier yet, but when I am, the first thing to go will be nay-sayers, like you
[Spoken, Vriska]
Yeah! Eh-You show her, Eridan
[Spoken, Kanaya]
Eh, don't encourage him
[Spoken, Eridan]
It doesn't matter whether she does or not. I'm sick of your second guessing. Time for you to learn a lesson, Kanaya. One you won't soon forget
[Spoken, Kanaya]
Oh, no
[Spoken, Vriska]
Where's that music coming from? Oh. You've gotta be kidding me!
[Sung, Eridan]
I'm gonna be the greatest prince to ever reach god tier
[Sung, Kanaya]
But, the only thing that you control is your pretentious hair
[Eridan]
Hah! I'll lord across the angel's land
Like no prince did before
I'll climb the sky and look on down
In wings and haute couture
[Kanaya]
And thus far I'm remaining unconvinced
[Eridan]
Oh, I just can't wait to be prince
[Spoken, Kanaya]
Quite a long way to go, Ampora. If you think-!
[Sung, Eridan]
No one saying do this
[Spoken, Kanaya]
Now, when I said that- I-
[Spoken, Vriska]
No one saying be there
[Spoken, Kanaya]
Now, what I meant was-
[Sung/spoken, Eridan]
No one saying stop that
[Spoken, Kanaya]
Uh, what you don't realise-
[Sung, Vriska]
No one saying see here
[Spoken, Kanaya]
Now, see here!
[Sung, Eridan]
Free to rule this land my way
[Spoken, Kanaya]
Well, that's definitely out of the question
[Sung, Eridan]
And free to teach these trolls their place
[Spoken, Vriska]
Ok! I gotta admit. Not bad, Ampora
[Sung, Kanaya]
I think it's time that you and I arranged a heart-to-heart
[Spoken/sung, Eridan]
No, no, no, no. The Prince of Hope decides when he will entertain your class
[Spoken, Vriska]
You tell her!
[Sung, Kanaya]
If this is where the monarchy is headed, kill me now!
Kill my dreamself, kill my computer, just watch me logging out
And in my death all I will do is wince
[Spoken, Vriska]
Oh, burn!
[Sung, Eridan]
Oh, I just can't wait to be prince
[Vriska]
Musical interlude, yeah, uh!
Yeah break it down, uh!
Yeah, shake your ass!
Kanaya isn't gonna shake her ass
So she probably is a snotty little prick!
[Eridan]
Ev'rybody look left
Ev'rybody look right
'Cause ev'rywhere you look I'm
Standing in the spotlight
[Spoken, Kanaya]
Not yet
[Sung, Trolls]
Thus far we are remaining unconvinced
Just kill us now so we'll escape from this
[Spoken, Eridan]
Hey, now! I took offense!
[Sung, Trolls]
For his reign's total failure we'll envince
[Spoken, Eridan]
So rude!
[Sung, Eridan]
Oh, I just can't wait to be prince
Said, oh, I just can't wait to be prince
[Sung, Eridan and Trolls]
Oh, I just can't wait
To be prince
[Spoken, Kanaya]
Pardon me, Vriska. Get off!
[Spoken, Vriska]
Ah, no