Making young girls pine
I don't have the time
Babies get in line
I've got a protractor
Got a stapler now
it goes ?Ka-ching?

gotta have the math club crown me king

gotta rock the screen with the cosine graphing

on my calculator

If you're up

and if you want

a piece of me

wave goodbye and blow a kiss

'Cause you can't handle this



Chorus:

No, No, No

you can't handle this.



Through my glasses glare

you'll see savoir faire

beneath my icy stare

I've got a retainer

Maybe I'm the physics main event

maybe I'm the chem club president

maybe even Texas Instruments

thinks that I'm coplanar

If you're up

and if you want

a piece of me

wave goodbye and blow a kiss

'Cause you can't handle this



And Leonard Nemoy

can't stand up to this

And Captain James T. Kirk

bows beneath my fists

And I am awesome

awesome

I am the awesomest