[Intro]
She can be a belly dancer, I don't need a true romancer
She can be a diplomat, but I don't need a girl like that
She can be a neurosurgeon if she's doing nothing urgent
What I need's a temporary, temporary secretary
I need a-
[Verse 1]
Mister Marks, can you find for me
Someone strong and sweet, fitting on my knee?
She can keep her job if she gets it wrong
Ah, but, Mister Marks, I won't need her long
All I need is help for a little while
We can take dictation and learn to smile
And a temporary secretary is what I need for to do the job
I need a—
[Chorus]
Temporary secretary
Temporary secretary
Temporary secretary
Temporary secretary
[Verse 2]
Now, Mister Marks, when I send her back
Will you please make sure she stays on the right track?
Well, I know how hard it is for young kids these days
In the face of everything, to stay on the right track
[Bridge]
She can be a belly dancer, I don't need a true romancer
She can be a diplomat, but I don't need a girl like that
She can be a neurosurgeon if she's doing nothing urgent
What I need's a temporary, temporary secretary
I need a!
I need a-
[Chorus]
Temporary secretary
Temporary secretary
Temporary secretary
Temporary secretary
I need a!
[Outro]
As you can tell, I am not particularly picky
Just, please, send one that is passably passable