Degenerate (buddha tape) Song Lyrics
Degenerate (buddha tape) by Blink-182 Crossed the street, naked at night
Bent over to show some moonlight
Whipped out some beer and I gulped it down
Drunk in a gutter is how I was found
Thrown in a police car and the door slammed
No noise just silence as I screamed my thumb was jammed
Now in prison for one month no one to see
All I've got is this guy Benjamin Dover
Don't like hesh, don't like rap
Don't like Sally cause she's fat
I'm a jerk, I'm a punk
Took a shower cause I stunk
Smoked a bong, killed a cat
Made my teacher kiss a rat
Kissed my sister, kissed my mom
For a hobby I make bombs
Went to a farm to tip some cows
Forgot that I left my pants down
Bent over to pick them up
Felt a twelve gauge next to my hum-diddy-dum
The famer took me to his house
Showed me the closet from the inside out
The police came, they took me away
Saw Ben Dover again and he's still gay
Don't like hesh, don't like rap
Don't like Sally cause she's fat
I'm a jerk, I'm a punk
Took a shower cause I stunk
Smoked a bong, killed a cat
Made my teacher kiss a rat
Kissed my sister, kissed my mom
For a hobby I make bombs
Don't like hesh, don't like rap
Don't like Sally cause she's fat
I'm a jerk, I'm a punk
Took a shower cause I stunk
Smoked a bong, killed a cat
Made my teacher kiss a rat
Kissed my sister, kissed my mom
For a hobby I make bombs