If you wanna know something, I�ll tell you something true
I could never love another, not the way I love you
Baby, If you want a husband, that�s something I can do
Cause I could never fuck another, not the way I fuck you
Is it right, Is it wrong, me making up this song
I just sit around all day thinking about that thong
We could start a family, give money to charity
Even when you glare at me, I know you wanna marry me
It�s getting hard to keep track, on the floor, on your back
You think you�re picking up the slack, the truth is that I think you lack
Look at me, I�m alone, In my bed, On the phone
Staying up late every night, trying so hard to be polite
It�s pathetic I know, I watched you come, I�ll watch you go
I don�t believe in a god, you say you do, so you�re a fraud
I know it�s hard to understand, you�re the girl, I�m the man
I�m the one who�s got the gun, you�re the one who makes me run
It�s kinda hard to be strong, when everything I do is wrong
Maybe you�re just too stupid, maybe you got hit by cupid
But that�s hard for me to see, the way you act so unfriendly
I guess I think that you�re insane, I�ll let you go, blow out the flame
If you wanna know something, I�ll tell you something true
I could never love another, not the way I love you
Baby, If you want a husband, that�s something I can do
Cause I could never fuck another, not the way I fuck you
The other day I saw your name, on the medicine that you gave me
It was weird, I felt weak, In my stomach, by the sink
I never knew I cared so much, yes I did cause you�re my crutch
And I�m yours, but I knew that, I can�t believe I lost my hat
At the club, ran into you, you were with your friends too
Went and ditched the rubber I had, didn�t want to make you mad
But then you went and disappeared, and I started to feel weird
Looked around for you all night, got into a couple fights
Finally I called you up, you said that you wanted to fuck
Got into a cab and came, back to my place, just the same
As we�d done a thousand times, a thousand shots, a thousand limes
Drew a line in the sand, now it�s gone, what�s the plan
You said you took 10 steps back, I felt like I was on crack
But that�s just the way it goes, better put back on your clothes
On second thought let�s take them off, slide back in and never stop
I�ll lay down, you get on top, you know my broken bed�s so soft
If you wanna know something, I�ll tell you something true
I could never love another, not the way I love you
Baby, If you want a husband, that�s something I can do
Cause I could never fuck another, not the way I fuck you
Now this is where I wrap things up, acting like I don�t give a fuck
Gotta say I don�t love you, even though you know I do
It�s just that we fight all the time; too many times we crossed the line
I know you think that I�m to blame; I know you think that I�m insane
But if I am, then what are you? How can what you said be true?
On second thought, wait I forgot, I�m sure that it�s probably not.
How can I believe in you, when I know you�re a liar too
All I ever wanted was for you to be my Mrs. Claus
Growing old and gray with me, death do us part, respectfully
But I guess that it was all a dream, and I guess we never meant a thing
You were always there for me, but you never cared for me
So I guess I never cared for you, and somehow now I think it's true
Thinking back over the time, we spent together, yours and mine
What a waste, what a disgrace. It's funny, I'm glad it took place.
There was something real. There was something right. I think about you every night
I don't know how I'll live my life. Guess I love you more when you're out of sight
If you wanna know something, I'll tell you something true
I could never love another, not the way I love you
Baby, If you want a husband, that's something I can do
Cause I could never fuck another, not the way I fuck you.