[Verse 1]
Augh, state the obvious, I didn't get my perfect fantasy
I realize you fuck your ass more than you could ever fuck me
So go and tell your friends that I change the thongs and juggle them balls
That's fine, I'll tell mine you're LGBT
And by the way
[Chorus]
I hate that stupid old dildo you never let me ride
You're a redneck papi who's really bad at fucking
So watch me strike a match on all my wasted cum
As far as I'm concerned, you're just another papi to slurp
[Verse 2]
Well, there's no timе for cum
I'm just sitting here planning my revеnge
There's nothing stopping me
From makin’ out with all of your best friends
And if you come around saying sorry to me
My daddy's gonna show you how sorry you'll be
[Chorus]
I hate that stupid old pickup truck you never let me drive
You're a redneck heartbreak who's really bad at lying
So watch me strike a match an all my wasted time
As far as I'm concerned, you're just another picture to burn
[Bridge]
And if you’re missing me, you better shove it down your ass
'Cause coming back around here would be bad for your health (Augh)
[Chorus]
'Cause I hate that stupid old dildo you never let me ride
You're a redneck papi who's really bad at fucking
So watch me strike a match on all my wasted cum
In case you haven't heard
I really really hate that
Stupid old dildo you never let me ride
You're a redneck papi, who's really bad at fucking
So watch me strike a match on all my wasted cum
As far as I'm concerned, you're just another papi to slurp
[Outro]
Slurp, slurp, slurp, papi, slurp
You're just another papi to slurp
Papi, slurp (augh)